Sorry, ye olde Mythical Readers, this is just going to be a straight out rant. Even non-existent readers will probably want to skip this one.
Because I’m incredibly pissed off.
At what, you inquire? At people I buy stuff from online. Especially, but not exclusively, eBay sellers.
Is it because they are the bottom-feeders of rouge capitalism? Is it because they are providers only of fake and ill-gotten goods? Is it because of their questionable personal hygiene habits or lack thereof?
Nay, my good fellow. ‘Tis none of those.