This is a love letter.
To an anime character.
I know, I know… this is why all the Readers here are strictly Mythical. Even if someone did stumble into this dusty dead-end on the internet, the previous two sentences will have made them desperately stab at the back button, if not the off button itself.
That’s all good and fine; I’m well used to talking to myself. Seeing as how no one else listens anyway.
So I shall carry on.